Unsubstantiated, controversial, and completely unsupported theories in any and every category:

  • Ohio St. will become the first university to win both the NCAA football and basketball championships, beating out Florida and UCLA will be runners up two years in a row
  • American troops will increase its presence not only in Iraq but all over the Middle East, oil will rise to over $80/barrel, and may not even be bought and sold in dollars anymore
  • Donald Trump will shave his head
  • At least two major public companies with a market cap of greater than $40 billion will turn private
  • George W. Bush’s approval level will drop below 20%
  • George W. Bush will shave his head
  • The Raiders will win 6 games after drafting Joe Thomas as their #1 pick and Troy Smith in the 2nd round following an MVP performance in the BCS Championship game
  • The 49ers will win 11 games on route to the divisonal championships
  • While in the UK, I will end up passed out one night in the grassy knoll of Canary Wharf after a wild night with a group of crazy Brits
  • However I will not have my head shaved
  • Prison Break will win best TV Series in whatever award ceremony that they’re nominated for
  • I will own a PSP at some point
  • You will realize this blog is worthless and never return
  • At least 75% of the list above will be completely wrong
  • Kanye West will make an idiot out of himself on national TV
  • North Korea and Iran will be highly credible threats for using nuclear weapons
  • Pandora will become the internet’s next big thing