You can take these to the bank..

Buffalo at New England - Most obvious pick of the week, Patriot Act will make Buffalo extinct once and for all
Miami at NY Jets - Damon Huard will have his breakout game, Jets fans are without their “mascot”, Dolphins by two scores
Detroit at Philadelphia - Westbrook hurt, LJ Smith out, Detroit’s offense is synching together beautifully, Lions win
San Francisco at Pittsburgh - 9ers can only get luck for some many straight weeks, Steelers are going back to the championship form, Pittsburgh in an easy one
San Diego at Green Bay - Two of the more surprising results so far, Green Bay’s got the momentum, chargers have a lot to prove, talent over the Cinderella story here, Chargers
Minnesota at Kansas City - One RB on his way up, the other on his way down? LJ will be back in form, Chiefs by a TD
St. Louis at Tampa Bay - Vegas says Tampa, I say Holt and Bruce
Arizona at Baltimore - Strong game by Leinart last week, but he’ll return to Week 1 form against Bmore’s D–Ravens
Indianapolis at Houston - No one at the start of the season would think this was going to be a competitive game–and it still won’t be, Colts win big
Cleveland at Oakland - 11-game losing streak, SNAPPED!
Cincinnati at Seattle - Only in Madden football and the Arena league can you score 45 and lose, don’t look for it to happen two weeks in a row, Bengals in a shoot-out
Jacksonville at Denver - When you sneak out a win against the Raiders you deserve to be kicked out of the NFL, Elam won’t save the day 3 weeks in a row, Jaguars
Carolina at Atlanta - Getting lazy here, Panthers
NY Giants at Washington - Jason Campbell probably won’t outplay Eli, but he’ll get his team a W
Dallas at Chicago - Cowboys will spank the Bears if they don’t do anything stupid, like kick it to Hester, Grossman will suck and the fans will boo him to all hell and chant GREAS-Y, GREAS-Y!
Tennessee at New Orleans - Rose Bowl 2006 all over again, Vince will be the man once again

With the expectation that the majority of these will be wrong, there will be no follow up to this post–unless they turn out to be mostly right, then I will rub it in everyone’s face.