So, I have a tendency while inebriated to text random girls (and guys) saying “we should have beautiful babies” or something along those lines–actually that’s pretty much it, verbatim.

The responses then..vary quite a bit to say the least, and unfortunately/surprisingly there have been no takers…until last night (sort of). While I was out I got a fairly interesting response from victim I had met maybe 2 years ago while in LA..you can listen to it here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=50xDW-4V1Dk

It was really loud where I was at, so I went into the bathroom and listened to it, shocked that she didn’t want to kick me in the balls for such a suggestion (as they normally do)–so I text her back with “so do you have any idea who this is?”–which is what lead to the 2nd voicemail above.

Turns out I had a wrong # =/

Whoever “Mr. Texas” is though, I’d be quite interested in meeting him.