So football season obviously can’t come soon enough, and there is hardly a more exciting underachieving team to look out for than the RAIDAHS. They’ve spent the most money on guys, and their season rests upon guys full of unknown potentials–WHO ARE ALL  MOSTLY YOUNGER THAN ME (wah).

Initially it was LeBron James who’s a full year (and 4 days) younger than me that made me realize that I’m no longer a child looking up to these athletes who I wished I could be at one point in time, but I’m actually older than a lot of these guys, muchless being in the same generation of them.

LeBron of course a ridiculous phenom–but now these guys are just getting younger and younger (obviously it’s not me that’s getting older, that’d be silly).

The core of the RaiDAHS now include…

Jamarcus Russell - born August 9, 1985, 602 days younger

Michael Bush - June 16, 1984, 183 days younger

Darren McFadden - August 27, 1987, 1350 days younger :-O

DeAngelo Hall - November 19, 1983 (okay he’s a month older than me but still damn young)

Oh there’s a white guy too, Zach Milller - December 11, 1985, 726 days younger

At some point I’m going to start feeling like a pedophile.